the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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