Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I wish there were birth control emojis
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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