Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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