just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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