Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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