And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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