Those balls look pretty dangerous.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I love you. Go after that dick
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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