All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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