New low: just hacked my moms facebook
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I think I sprained my soul last night
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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