sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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