is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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