All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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