And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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