problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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