I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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