Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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