if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I wish I could teleport
You surviving the open bar?
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turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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