I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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