what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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