I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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