Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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