Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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