he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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