it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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