how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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