You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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