So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Shame - the story of my life.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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