It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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