i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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