doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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