remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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