I cannot find my penis.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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