I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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