Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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