You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
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