there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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