oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
try to milk me bitch
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