I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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