sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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