so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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