He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.