Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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