The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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