I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.