Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
