Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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