Me too!
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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