I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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