Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
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