once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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