This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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