My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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