he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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