So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
there is glitter all over my balls
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