I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The best revenge is premature balding
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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