their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
How external is "for external use only"?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
