I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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