I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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