im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
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