even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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