there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I need a hoe opinion
go on
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
