At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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